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FLOWERS

Panting for a pansy?
Aching for an Antirrhinum?                                                    
Drooling for a daffodil?
Raving for a rose?

Well tough.

Coz Ken Tremlett our ceo is allergic to flowers as they wind his hayfever up something rotten.

So there are no flowers anywhere on the site.

In fact if you really want to irritate Ken send him a photo of a flower to ken@tremlett.org.uk  and Ken will send you some sweary invective back.

Or alternatively draw a picture of a flower and Ken will either put the best art up here on this site or put it in his bin.

Probably the latter.

Flowers? Phworr no!
No way jay jay! Eee aye addi ay!

Click here to see one of the sponsored group the Bay Citee Molars with a flower. (possibly up his jacksie. Or not.)