Special Purchase Warehouse Specials

Mailing List:

Home & Décor

We all have a home don’t we!

Unless of course we’re homeless.

In which case it’s unlikely we’d have access to a computer so we wouldn’t be online looking at this.
So let’s ignore the homeless.

(I obviously don’t mean let’s ‘ignore’ the homeless as that would be insensitive, though I do find it hard to give the guy who sells the Big Issue round the corner from me any money coz he’s a bit scary with a beard and to be honest he doesn’t look homeless to me! Just scary! That beard could have a gun in it, couldn’t it? Allright a bit far-fetched but what I’m trying to say is that I have no gripe with the homeless and in fact give to several charities but in this instance I’m put off giving to this particular bloke which is my right as this is a democracy. Good.That’s that sorted. If you’d like to discuss this with me I have a facebook page. Just look for Ken Tremlett)

Anyway what I mean is that we’re always keen to improve our home aren’t we!
Especially with Tremlett Goods!

Why not have one of our Tremlett designers advise you about your home design with our Tremlett home design solutions package?

They (Roger and Liam) will suggest  a whole series of ideas that will suit you eg Iight up underpants for your home lighting solutions. 

However the Tremlett Home solutions are so good and we are so inundated by requests for Roger and Liam and their ideas that we are forced to only offer this service to those who send us fifty(50) pounds up front.

And even then we may not choose you if we do not like your photo which we insist you send us.

So why not send us fifty smackeroos and your nude photo now to see if you qualify?
Cheques made payable to Ken Tremlett. Or send money in a brown envelope.

Address available on the contacts page.

Alternatively answer this simple question ‘What do the BayCiteeMolars.co.uk do to relax?’ and send the answer to Ken Tremlett at ken@tremlett.org.uk with your photo attached.